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Stupid people are everywhere! "Last summer," says Bill Engvall, "I got a flat tire and pulled into a gas station lot. The attendant walked out, looked at the tire, and asked, 'Tire go flat?' I kept a straight face and replied, 'No, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden those other three just swelled right up on me.'?Without batting an eyelash, he nodded his head and said, 'Yep. The heat'll do that.' What else could I say? I just reached intomy briefcase and handed him his very own Stupid sign." For the first time in print, here are more than 200 classic "Here's Your Sign" jokes?along with silly product warnings and some favorite family stories. Bill's hilarious look at the ridiculous things people say and do will keep you laughing. I was carrying out a bag of garbage the other day and my neighbor yelled across the fence, "Are you taking out the trash?" I said, "No, I'm going to feed our pet rats." Here's your sign! After fishing with a buddy, we pulled our boat into the dock and lifted out this big string of fish. A guy on the dock asked, "Y'all catch all them fish?" I said, "Nope. We talked them into giving up." Here's your sign! essays,humor,humor and entertainment Humor & Entertainment, Thomas Nelson
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Internationaler Buchtitel. In englischer Sprache. Verlag: NELSON/WORD PUB GROUP, 160 Seiten, L=229mm, B=202mm, H=12mm, Gew.=354gr, [GR: 21800 - TB/Belletristik/Humor/Cartoons/Comics], [SW: - Humor], Kartoniert/Broschiert, Klappentext: In addition to more than 200 of Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains his funniest product warnings, such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product." In addition to more than 200 of Engvall's favorite "Here's Your Sign," jokes, at least 50 of which will be illustrated, this book contains his funniest product warnings, such as the fan-belt package that says, "Stop motor before applying the product."
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